So I went to the gym today and I decided to wear these boxer-briefs. I usually just wear plain old boxers, but I thought maybe I could use some extra support like the guy in this photo. I mean, look at that. This guy definitely stuffs. Anyway...
I worked-out on an elliptical machine for over two hours straight. All was going well for about 45 minutes, but then I started to really sweat. I'm notorious for sweating profusely. Take a close look at me at our next show. You'll see a puddle at my feet. Matt and I are definitely the sweaters of SLP. He's got an excuse since he's always moving his extremities (and I mean ALL of his extremities.) But me, I just get really nervous around cute girls in the audience. But, I digress.
Like I said, things were going great for like 45 minutes until I started sweating like crazy. I thought, "No worries. These boxer briefs will keep me nice and dry." I was wrong. They actually ended up riding up my legs, causing my thighs to rub together. Anyone who has had this happen knows how uncomfortable it is. I now have to straddle every chair on which I sit. Tomorrow, I think I'll just go with boxers.
- Murphy
Anyone else had any unpleasant underwear experiences? We want to hear about them. Comment!
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